Step Four: Hold Breath For Incoming Gas
Step Four: Hold Breath For Incoming Gas

Submitted by: Shu via Submission Page
This funny was posted on Friday, February 19th, 2010 at 6:00 am

Submitted by: Shu via Submission Page
This funny was posted on Friday, February 19th, 2010 at 6:00 am
Submitted by: US Highway 395 via Oddly Specific
This is one of those things I had to look up, just to make sure it was legit. Turns out, it totally is. It’s crayfish, not lobsters, but they’re still illegal to sell. But they have no problem with you going to a prostitute and getting crabs…how odd.
Incorrect source or offensive?
Tug of whore?
(Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow)
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This lol celeb picture was posted on Friday, February 5th, 2010 at 11:00 am.
One Sharp Black Lambo
From the darkest depths of the design mind of the one called Slavche Tanevski comes THIS! The Lamborghini *Ankonian. It’s black. It’s sharp. It’s just fabulous. It’s named after a bull famous for its black hair, which follows the Feruccio Lamborghini (creator of the auto brand) tradition of naming cars after bulls. This bad boy is a proposal for the first Lamborghini hybrid scheduled for 2016. Flashy!
And I don’t mean flashy in any kind of bad way. This car is of a cab-backwards style, which is new for the modern Lamborghini. It’s got a narrow body and complex aesthetics mixed with a combination of soft and angular surfaces.
It’s not quite “green,” but it’s does have that sort of environmental friendliness in mind with it’s downsisedness. And hows it look so hot roddy and light? That fabulous tail on the back, the classic headlight graphics, and those very thin OLEDs embedded between the surfaces. Eccentricities on top of mystery. Two big exhausts as eyes and diffuser as a mouth.
+ Does this car look familiar to anyone?
*NOTE from Chris Burns: originally I’d had this car marked “Madura”, when in fact it is called the Ankonian. It is totally my mistake, as the designer, Tanevski, has created two similar yet totally amazing in their own ways cars both branded with Lamborghini. The REAL Madura you will be able to see soon or RIGHT NOW depending on when you read this. Just click on Slavche Tanevski’s name to view all of his magical creations! For now though, feel free to take another look at the text, as it’s been given a re-vamp.
Designer: Slavche Tanevski
The Hello Kitty Chainsaw Massacre
When the inevitable police report is filled out, expect all the old cliches. "She seemed so harmless," the neighbors will say. "We never thought so much evil could be hiding under such a cute little bow." But we knew better.
The provenance of this Hello Kitty chainsaw, complete with a splatter pattern of purple hearts on the blade, is unknown, and maybe it's better that way. The less we know, the less likely we are to be dragged in as material witnesses. [Hello Kitty Hell via Make]
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